THE REAL HAGALIL

When I go into my friend’s room just because I know they have food

When my friend comes back to our room after hooking up

Slow ruach

When I put on my Shabbat dress

My friends are like

And then I walk out of my room and staff is like

Boys getting ready for Shabbat

Moving my mouth when I don’t know the words to a Ruach song

After Havdalah when you’re looking for people to hug but you’re not friends with anyone around you

When you and your friends just stare at the one couple hooking up on the dance floor

When the staff is yelling about the correct placement of the deli meats after Saturday lunch

When I get home after conventions