THE REAL HAGALIL

Every Hagaliler

When Membership Dance was Luau themed this year, I was just like

When I’m the only one who dresses up for a themed dance

When I find out I’m on the same Maccabiah team as my BFF

When I pretend to read Hebrew in front of my Schechter friends

When they serve pizza at the Midwinter dance

When my friend on REB wants me to dance during Kabbalat Shabbat

They’re just like

And then I protest their invitation, so they’re just like

When services start

When you don’t know the Birkat hand motions

 

When there’s a lock-in